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Herd Mentality
-- Moose Survival 101 -- 
 
Remember the ol' business wisdom...
 
"You Can't Shoot The Moose From The Lodge"
 
Well, for decades, we've witnessed through reckless moose,
who are now in Chapter 7 of The Royal Order of Posthumous Moose,
that...
 
You Can!
 
Many of their heads adorn the trophy walls of
"tire-kickin'...  melon shakin'... fabric squeezin'... idea drainin'...
time wastin' shoppers.
 
And so, we clever moose avoid wandering close to buildings,
preferring instead to "talk matters over" from a safe distance.
Okay! "It's a Cool Moose thing...  But! It's our Herd Mentality." 
 
But, That's Why We're Not Roadkill!
SO DON'T EXPECT TO SEE US NEAR YOUR BUILDING
 
With the average cost of a sales call far exceeding $350 (travel-time, parking, transportation, plus opportunity costs), it should come as no surprise that The Herd -- and just forget about Goose -- doesn't travel to prospects for our WebSite Packages.  If we did, we'd also become extinct.
 
Also, considering our successes in remote selling and marketing of ticket items 100 TIMES  LARGER -- ( NOT % ) than our Independent PLUS WebSite fee,
you have to know that we are confident of our ability to establish a valued
business relationship with you, perhaps without ever meeting you.
 
So, let's get the most important matter out of the way:
We have to earn your trust!
 
While moose may look ungainly, we're not unconscious about this matter.
So, we offer this link where you can check out Bull Moose,
who ultimately is responsible for your site. 
 
IF YOU HAVE ANY DOUBTS ABOUT THIS OFFER,
IT'S IMPORTANT THAT YOU GO THERE NOW.

 

The 6 Steps, below, are our formal procedure to assure & protect you.
 
You may view them as "overkill," especially for a $95 WebSite.  In truth, they may be.  
 
Therefore, we also have a more casual way of serving you 
 
Many clients just "cut" us a check... saying something to the effect:
"You know what I need and how to accomplish it."  Ironically, they then tag on our theme, "Just do it!"
In deed, we both do before the ink hits the Agreement.  They send in their information and graphics.  We specify and build the site.  We, then call the client for the live, online revue.  They provide their comments.  We accept them, or explain why something they desire can't happen.
They're pleased...
And we're pleased knowing that they could be our next referral source.
 
All accomplished within a day... with the formal paperwork following!
 
THE APPROACH CHOICE IS YOURS... WE ARE COMFORTABLE EITHER WAY. 

STEP 1
 
After visiting our site, if you have interest, complete our email form. This obligates you to nothing, but alerts us. If your need is "Urgent," we'll contact you immediately. Otherwise, we'll keep you informed by email, if you indicate this desire on the form.
 
STEP 2
 
Carefully read our WebSite Deveopment Agreement.  If you have any questions, please CONTACT us as indicated.  You can download a copy of our Website Development Agreement right from the page.  If you accept the Agreement as written, and wish to obtain a WebSite Package, make THREE copies... sign TWO copies and then mail the TWO to us.    We, in turn, will sign your TWO copies and return ONE to you. Compare your THIRD copy with our fully executed Agreement to ensure that it is exactly as you sent.
 
STEP 3
 
Gather your exisiting tri-panel brochures, other marketing literature, a logo, and pictures which your feel are critical to your business, PLUS any new text which you have produced.  It's preferred that material which is already in digital format, be emailed. 
 
STEP 4
 
We will review the material for the quality of text/pictures/graphics... We'll also ruminate over a few Web styles and layouts.  
 
AT THIS POINT, YOU'RE NOT OUT A DIME!
 
 WE'VE SEEN NOTHING OF YOUR BUSINESS 
THAT YOUR COMPETITORS HAVE NOT.
 
BUT FOR YOUR STAMP, ALL COST IS OURS.
NO WORK WILL BE STARTED UNTIL STEP 5.
 
NO ATTACHMENT HAS BEEN SIGNED.
THUS, WE HAVE AGREED HOW TO WORK
BUT THERE IS NO WORK ORDER. 

STEP 5
 
Bull will contact you by telelphone. In this conversation he will review the material and areas that you wish to highlight; discuss preferred Web styles, color themes, schedules, completion date; and, answer other questions which you may have.  The conversation will be distilled and transcribed to an Attachment to the Agreement which your have already sign.  The Attachment will be e-mailed for your approval, which can now be secured by a code which we will provide you.   
 
AFTER THIS DISCUSSION
WE ARE GOING TO ASK FOR
YOUR FULL PAYMENT
 
NOTE
If you're still leary about paying
a large sum in advance
 consider the following:
 
Acquire the $95 WebSite
then upgrade to the $295
 
There is a one time fee of  $50.00  to
rebuild  your site in a private account
 
or
 
Acquire the $295 Website
then upgrade to the $495
 
 THERE'S NO ADDITIONAL FEE
BECAUSE YOUR INDEPENDENT ACCOUNT 
IS ALREADY ESTABLISHED 
 
If you trust us, yet stumble on making a WebSite decsion,
you better re-read the First Step of our 12 Step Program.
 
STEP 6
 
Figuratively speaking since we already are,  "we go away" to construct your Website to the specifications of the Attachment. When we are near completion, or at any other time that we believe that there are decisions in which we want your input we will contact you for your ONLINE REVIEW with us. THIS IS A LIVE MEETING ACCOMPLISHED BY TELEPHONE AND WEB ACCESS. Corrections(if any) will be noted and made. You will then be asked to sign your final approval via email. This will begin your 14 Day Testing Period and our EXCLUSIVE Maintenance Period.
 
WELCOME TO THE WORLDWIDE WEB!